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Although the pattern does not change for gender, they are perfectly oriented for male incontinence due to their unique gusset panels that line the legs and waist. Absorbency may be placed in more strategic areas based on your needs. Ladies: use the Flexible Absorbency System laid flat and snapped in from front to back. Gentlemen: At night and if necessary, feel free to fold a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/threadedarmor.com\/products\/soaker-bomb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Adult Incontinence Diaper Liner, Washable, reusable and Absorbent for Daytime Incontinence and Nighttime Overnight Bedwetting\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eSoaker Bomb\u003c\/a\u003e in half and place it in front, where more absorbency will be required.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant even more flexibility out of your Protective Brief? You can reuse the brief itself by just changing the absorbent liner! From a sitting position you can simply snap out the Flexible Absorbency pad and snap a new one in, all without even stepping out of the underwear. You can get more\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/threadedarmor.com\/products\/flexible-absorbency-set\" title=\"Adult cloth diaper liner for adult bedwetting and daytime incontinence\"\u003eFlexible Absorbency pads here\u003c\/a\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThreaded Armor orders or orders with any adult product in them will always ship discretely. This listing is for a 3-piece set: A Protective Brief shell,  a Flexible Absorbency Insert, and a Step-up Insert. Purchased separately for a combined price of $74.90, this listing is a discounted value. Most orders typically ship in a poly-mailer or priority mail envelope. 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